Thanks for giving me the Kate Gosselin haircut, ma'am. Thank you so bloody much.

Removed picture of Charles Foster Dad from wall. Emptied and moved old bookcase. Bits of new bookcase unpacked and counted. Screwdriver charging. Hammer assortment found. Cannot actually move around in living room. Slight possibility of rotary cuff injury (unrelated).

Happily, at work, there is cheesecake.

Have heard that our bus system will install bike carry racks, so we can take the bus and then bike where we need to go. Nothing, nothing can possibly go wrong with the combination of bicycle and bus. NOTHING!